Howie Long to Front Chevy Trucks

Howie, As one defensive lineman to another, Please listen to me. I have a great idea for chevy trucks. We need a truck for big guys. At 6′-4″ I’m on the small side of big guys, but I can’t sit with my knees 6″ above my hips. I can’t wear my Raider hat. My line of sight is 2″ below the sun visor. We need a taller/longer truck cab. More head room, & more leg room. I’d like to look out of the middle of the windshield, not the top 2″. I don’t need a crew cab or a extended cab, but I would like some storage space behind my seat. I don’t need a back door to access this space, just flop forward seats. A 12″ space would be enough for my gym bag, fishing/hunting stuff, or my wife’s gorcery bags. And that’s after the front seats are mounted 4″ farther back for more leg room. Another thing, I like long beds. But with a crew or extended cab, the long bed is ridiculess. Can’t park it in a regular parking stall. Tell Chevy we don’t drive with three guys in the front. So forget the fold down arn rest B.S. Just give us more width. Some of us are known as wide bodies. Howie, you put Fridge Perry in this “stretch” cab on T.V. with you, and Chevy will sell more of these cabs then the other three cabs combined. That’s just my opinion, but remember I’m just 6′4″. Ask Mailman Malone,Jordon,Magic,Jacoby, how about O’Neil. A lot of guys are tall or wide or both. We need a truck that fits us.

Thanks Howie. You know Terry & Jimmy will want a stretch cab truck. Chevy can have booster seats available for the those with ” little man syndrome”.

Aloha!
Why not finish your commercial with this comment.
And the money you invest on your
Truck, stays in America.

Hello!

Guy